Tweet by zephyr_z9

September 13, 2025

> be American soyboi > plant 80 million acres of beans > check futures: "literally gold with pods" > ping China: “usual 40 million tons?” > China: “lol tariffs go brrrr, we buying from Brazil now” > try selling to vegans: they only want organic non-GMO sadness > offer free soy latte with every 10 ton purchase, still no takers > Congress: "just eat more tofu bro" > farmers: "sir this is Iowa" > mfw Trump tweets "trade wars are good & easy" while my field turns into Minecraft jungle

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zephyr_z9
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September 13, 2025
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